Hey Mikey! He likes it!

AP/UPI/Rueters/BBC/NYTIMES/Washington Post, NYC, November 17- Early into his tenure at the Planetary University of Brooklyn, the young, and intense, scholar Colson Oliver is caught enjoying his latest revelation. Critics said he was just passing gas, but eyewitness accounts dispute these allegations. Yes Mikey, he likes it. He really likes it.

What's next for the handsome, young scholar? Will he find the answers he seeks? Will his handsome, young parents ever get some sleep? Stay tuned for more of "COLSON OLIVER, HANDSOME YOUNG SCHOLAR!"

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LADEEEES AND GENTLEMAN!

It is my profound pleasure to announce to the world the arrival of it's newest baby-at-large, member of the Human Race, and the latest citizen of the Planet of Brooklyn:

Colson Oliver!

Born October 31, the son and first born, of my sister Alex, and brother-in-law Greg. He is welcomed into the world by loving parents, and a warm household made ready for him with much anticipation. As his uncle I welcome him too, with open arms. I salute his new parents as well, and wish the best for them as they embark on this new turn in their journey together.

Today the revolution begins, and the world will never again be the same...